sick of it

I know many guys think I’m a horrible person, but whatever. So, I’m Taboo, what about it? I hate giving blow jobs. Head, oral sex, fellatio. Whatever you want to call it. I hate it. and I’m pretty sure I’m not alone. I’m a girl who likes sex, and I’m Taboo for that too, but your penis is supposed to go in my vagina, not in my mouth, okay? It actually kind of disgusts me when guys just expect it, especially when the girl is getting nothing in return. If you really want us to go down on you, you better go down us too. And then the whole “spit or swallow” thing. If we choose not to swallow your cum, which is really not that good despite what your girlfriend tells you, be happy that we’re doing it in the first place. Trust me, its not at the top of our to-do list. I feel bad saying this, because I don’t want to sound like a prude brat. I’m totally not. But there are plenty of other things I can do for you that should make you just as happy.

And I’m okay with the fact that I’m Taboo. It empowers me. I know how to say no. boys may ostracize me stupidly for this dumb reason, but I like being in control of myself. I don’t allow other people to tell me what I can and can’t do, or how I should feel about my body. I have enough problems with how I look without paying attention to what you have to say about them. My nose is too long, my boobs are too big, my feet are too small, my arms are too flabby. I know this about myself, so why am I going to waste my time listening to you telling me what a bad person I am just because I won’t give you a blow job. I’m trying my best not to sound… immature? Lewd? Obscene? If I am, then I am truly sorry. Maybe that makes me Taboo as well. Because to me, ‘taboo’ means ‘improper’. And to Freud, "Anyone who has violated a taboo becomes taboo himself because he possesses the dangerous quality of tempting others to follow his example." Oh, Freud, you are so full of crap. Though, I wouldn’t mind being like Lysistrata and boycotting sex until war stops. But I digress. What am I digressing to? Oh yeah, no more blow jobs. Maybe I should start a revolution. Be the next Lysistrata and make all women stop giving head until peace is achieved and gas prices go down. Hmm, I bet that would work. After all, it seems like men are the only ones in power. That’s what is wrong with society; men find it acceptable to ask for these favors with no just compensation for women. Is this not unconstitutional? Something like Eminent Domain in the Fifth Amendment. You ask for a blow job, because to you it is for the betterment of society and we wonderful, giving women receive nothing in return! It’s blasphemy. It’s time to make a stand, to get something in return! Women, REVOLT!